“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?” — Creed Bratton

"Never ever, say never ever" -MacGruber

"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump

"Uhh Uh. Uhh Uh. Uhh Uh Uhh Uh Uhh Uhh Uhhhh Uhhh Uhh Uh. Kaw. Uhuh."
-Jordan Belfort, Wolf of Wall Street

"When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment...or the moment defines you." - Kevin Costner -Roy McAvoy

“Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?” - Happy Gilmour

"You're killin' me smalls" - The Sandlot

“I'm going to be frank.”.... “OK. Can I still be Garth?”-Wayne’s World 2

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." - Blazing Saddles

"It's not your fault"- Goodwill hunting

“It has to be at least three times bigger than this!” -Zoolander

“Stop looking at me, Swan.” - Billy Madison

"Life's a garden, dig it." - Joe Dirt

"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries." -Regina George

"I sailed on my first try...I let the boat do most of the work, that was my secret." - What About Bob

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!”-Phil Dunphy

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious" - Michael Scott

“Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” – Jimmy Conway

"He's a good man, and THOROUGH!" -The Big Lebowski